Funny sms

pathan:
wo jo tabel py admi betha hai us se humara dushmani hai...
Dost :
tabel pe to 4 admi hain...
pathan :
wo jis ki monchein hain...
Dost :
monchein to sab ki hain...
pathan :
wo jis ke sufaid kaprey hain...
Dost :
wo to sab ke hain...
pathan :
ne gusey me pistol nikala or 3 ko mar k bola...
wo jo reh gya hai us se humara dushmani hai,aya nazar ab...?