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kanjoos boy love with kanjoos girl...
Girl :jab dad so jain gye to mai gali mai sikka phenkon gi,
awaz sun kr foran andar aa jana...
lekin Boy sikka phenkne k 1 ghante bad aya...
Girl :itni deer kyun laga di...?
Boy :wo me sikka dhoond raha tha...
Girl :arey pagal wo dhaga bandh k phenka tha,
wapis khench lya tha...:-p

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pathan:
wo jo tabel py admi betha hai us se humara dushmani hai...
Dost :
tabel pe to 4 admi hain...
pathan :
wo jis ki monchein hain...
Dost :
monchein to sab ki hain...
pathan :
wo jis ke sufaid kaprey hain...
Dost :
wo to sab ke hain...
pathan :
ne gusey me pistol nikala or 3 ko mar k bola...
wo jo reh gya hai us se humara dushmani hai,aya nazar ab...?

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Girl :
Aaj se humara rishta khatam..
Hum ek doosrey ko sarey gift wapis karte hain...
Boy :
theek hai Easy load se start kartey hain...
Girl "
areeeey yaar mazak bhi nai samjhty...!

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husband & wife apny room mai khamosh :
B.V ki soch :
1-Q ye mjh se bat nai kar raha?
2-Q kya ye dusri shadi ke barey mei soch raha hai?
3-Q kya is ne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekh li hain?
4-Q kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
5-Q kya mai motti ho gai hoon?

Husband ki soch : 

kal CNG station khula bhi ho ga ke nahi...!

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Hight of absent-mindness...
:Girl :my father's getting me married to his friend's son
I can't live without you.plz do something...
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Boy :HmMmm or sunao koi nai'tazi...!

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sumbody texed me...
"Oye joke bhej.."
I replied :"main parhai kar raha hun..."
After somtym
Reply come...!
"Mast hai"
Aur bhaij....
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Had hai yaar :p...!

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Dr :jab car 1 aurat chala rahi thi to tumko
     road se door chalna chahiye tha...
Patient :kon si road? main to park main leta hoa tha...!

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din bhi guzar gaya,meri shaab bhi guzar gai...!