Thursday, January 10, 2013
DECEMBER
DECEMBER aa k dareechoon me jb theher jayee...
"sagar"
to dewaaron pe calendar badalny se yadein nahi jateen...!
pyaar kisi se naa karna...!
ik ishq nagar ki vaadi thi...
jahan pyar ki nadiya behti thi...
kuch dil waale b rehty thy...
jo pyar ki bateen karty thy...
jab bahar ka mosam ata tha...
aur phool pyar k khilty thy...
mast nasheeli shamoon mein...
pyar se 2 dil milty thy...
ik roz wo basti ujar gai...
aur pyar ki hasti bikhar gai...
phir har ik dil ko soog laga...
aur jeevan bhar ka roog laga...
dewane phirte rehty hain...
aur har ik se wp kehty hein...
iqrar kisi se na karna...
"Bus"
pyaar kisi se naa karna...!
dostoon ko mat dena mashwara Mohabbat ka...!
kiss qadar anokha hai raabta Mohabbat ka...
kab na janey ho jay mojza Mohabbat ka...
apni zaat sy b wo ajnabi sa lagta hai...
jis ke sath ho jay hadsa Mohabbat ka...
wo chala hi jata hai jisne jana hota hai...
lakh do chahy usko wasta Mohabbat ka...
zindagi mein jeenay ka aasra nahi rehta...
jab kisi sy cheen jay hosla Mohabbat ka...
Dostoon se "WASI" agar tumhein Mohabbat hai...
dostoon ko mat dena mashwara Mohabbat ka...!
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Poetry
? Kisi na kisi ko kisi se aitbaar ho jata
hai,
? ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
? khoobiyon se nahi hoti mohabbat sada,
? khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata
hai...??
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Funny sms
kanjoos boy love with kanjoos girl...
Girl :jab dad so jain gye to mai gali mai sikka phenkon gi,
awaz sun kr foran andar aa jana...
lekin Boy sikka phenkne k 1 ghante bad aya...
Girl :itni deer kyun laga di...?
Boy :wo me sikka dhoond raha tha...
Girl :arey pagal wo dhaga bandh k phenka tha,
wapis khench lya tha...:-p
Girl :jab dad so jain gye to mai gali mai sikka phenkon gi,
awaz sun kr foran andar aa jana...
lekin Boy sikka phenkne k 1 ghante bad aya...
Girl :itni deer kyun laga di...?
Boy :wo me sikka dhoond raha tha...
Girl :arey pagal wo dhaga bandh k phenka tha,
wapis khench lya tha...:-p
Funny sms
pathan:
wo jo tabel py admi betha hai us se humara dushmani hai...
Dost :
tabel pe to 4 admi hain...
pathan :
wo jis ki monchein hain...
Dost :
monchein to sab ki hain...
pathan :
wo jis ke sufaid kaprey hain...
Dost :
wo to sab ke hain...
pathan :
ne gusey me pistol nikala or 3 ko mar k bola...
wo jo reh gya hai us se humara dushmani hai,aya nazar ab...?
wo jo tabel py admi betha hai us se humara dushmani hai...
Dost :
tabel pe to 4 admi hain...
pathan :
wo jis ki monchein hain...
Dost :
monchein to sab ki hain...
pathan :
wo jis ke sufaid kaprey hain...
Dost :
wo to sab ke hain...
pathan :
ne gusey me pistol nikala or 3 ko mar k bola...
wo jo reh gya hai us se humara dushmani hai,aya nazar ab...?
Funny sms
Girl :
Aaj se humara rishta khatam..
Hum ek doosrey ko sarey gift wapis karte hain...
Boy :
theek hai Easy load se start kartey hain...
Girl "
areeeey yaar mazak bhi nai samjhty...!
Aaj se humara rishta khatam..
Hum ek doosrey ko sarey gift wapis karte hain...
Boy :
theek hai Easy load se start kartey hain...
Girl "
areeeey yaar mazak bhi nai samjhty...!
Funny sms
husband & wife apny room mai khamosh :
B.V ki soch :
1-Q ye mjh se bat nai kar raha?
2-Q kya ye dusri shadi ke barey mei soch raha hai?
3-Q kya is ne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekh li hain?
4-Q kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
5-Q kya mai motti ho gai hoon?
Husband ki soch :
kal CNG station khula bhi ho ga ke nahi...!
B.V ki soch :
1-Q ye mjh se bat nai kar raha?
2-Q kya ye dusri shadi ke barey mei soch raha hai?
3-Q kya is ne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekh li hain?
4-Q kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
5-Q kya mai motti ho gai hoon?
Husband ki soch :
kal CNG station khula bhi ho ga ke nahi...!
Funny sms
Hight of absent-mindness...
:Girl :my father's getting me married to his friend's son
I can't live without you.plz do something...
.
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Boy :HmMmm or sunao koi nai'tazi...!
:Girl :my father's getting me married to his friend's son
I can't live without you.plz do something...
.
.
Boy :HmMmm or sunao koi nai'tazi...!
Funny sms
sumbody texed me...
"Oye joke bhej.."
I replied :"main parhai kar raha hun..."
After somtym
Reply come...!
"Mast hai"
Aur bhaij....
.
.
.
Had hai yaar :p...!
"Oye joke bhej.."
I replied :"main parhai kar raha hun..."
After somtym
Reply come...!
"Mast hai"
Aur bhaij....
.
.
.
Had hai yaar :p...!
Funny sms
Dr :jab car 1 aurat chala rahi thi to tumko
road se door chalna chahiye tha...
Patient :kon si road? main to park main leta hoa tha...!
road se door chalna chahiye tha...
Patient :kon si road? main to park main leta hoa tha...!
Poetry
aa dekh mujh se rotyhney waly ke tery bagheir...
din bhi guzar gaya,meri shaab bhi guzar gai...!
din bhi guzar gaya,meri shaab bhi guzar gai...!
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Desi Recipies
| Gol Gappa | |
| Gol gappa can be bought from Indian supermarkets or chaat shops in bags ready to be filled. It is very tedious to make them at home, as they need to be fully puffed up. If pani poori masala is not available, mix 1/4 tsp chilli powder, 1 tsp cumin powder, 1 tsp kala namak, 1 tbsp tamarind pulp and a pinch of salt. Ingredients 250g gol gappa 125g black chickpeas 100g steamed bean sprouts (lentils should just begin to sprout) - optional 125g potatoes, boiled and coarsely mashed 1 bunch of mint leaves 1/2 bunch of coriander leaves salt to taste 1/4 tsp chilli powder 6 tbsp pani poori masala mint chutney tamarind chutney | |
Funny sms
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D
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Friday, January 4, 2013
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